Medium ([info]fetusfetus) wrote,
  • Music: Beastie Boys - Egg Man

My sister gave me all her old clothes. New "stupid tight pants craze" here i come!

There's this derby girl named Ji Spot because she's asian. in no particular order, these are my favorite skate names.

Sedonya Face
Princess Die
Heavy Flo
Shirley Temple of Doom

that's a pickle i'm smoking. next i'll smoke you.

i realized i talk about the giant portrait of Ginger Spice i did at the end of the year. That week i spent 8 hours at my apartment, all of which were spent sleeping when i got sick of the bed of fabric scraps and dusty foam i set up in my studio space. it was a great time though and i'm so proud of the results. CHECK IT 0UT!!1


notice kate's raincloud above the couch
small

god i hate jewish people
medium



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(Hey Smellhill this is the your first time seeing the place you'll be moving into!!)

My sister Rachel's grown up to become an incredibly cool person. She's been the funniest person i know since she was like 12, but now she's also really excited, exciting, and fucking ridiculous. She was Santa Claus for Halloween junior year. But not sexy Mrs Clause with a scandalous miniskirt, she was fat man Santa with all her friends dressed as reindeer and elves. She also has the most embarassing life i've heard of. Like, know that person who tries to be sneaky or whatever but ALWAYS gets caught. Well that's her, and she always gets caught by just the right person to make a perfect story for her to tell later. Which she does. There's nothing she's more excited to talk about than embarassing stories having to do with her, and where my laugh comes in medium and large hers comes in large and extra large. i tried really hard to talk her out of getting her tongue pierced but tongue rings suck. But when she showed it to me today i had to congradulate her on a very successful tongue piercing. i don't know how she pulls being her off, but i really want her to write all her stories and make a book because everyone would love to read it. Especially her. Crap i can see her in her dorm room next year hysterically laughing at her own stuff as she's reading it over on the computer, and i can see her roommate across the room like in disbelief but she's amused instead of annoyed because Rachel's the type of person that everyone likes.

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[info]gammah

July 21 2005, 20:05:45 UTC 6 years ago

I was skimming LJ pictures, and saw your entry. If you're talking about the Texas Roller Girls, Sedonya Face is one of my best friends!

Coincindences, yay.

[info]gammah

July 21 2005, 20:24:54 UTC 6 years ago

"(but if you are a skimmer, i h8 you)"

Ahhh well crap

[info]fetusfetus

July 22 2005, 05:52:10 UTC 6 years ago

celebrity sighting, population me!

yeah her name rules, i tell people about it all the time. like at practice when girls talk about funny names they've heard of dropping Sedonya Face's always brings the house down. next time you see her give her a high five from me

[info]fetusfetus

July 22 2005, 05:53:58 UTC 6 years ago

Re: celebrity sighting, population me!

and by skimmer i meant friends who only read entries when they're short and the only time they even look at long ones is when they're skimming the entry for their names. fuck that noise

[info]analkant

July 22 2005, 02:06:04 UTC 6 years ago

every time i see you i think "holy shit sam is hot!" because i forget the rest of the time

is that a pickle you're smoking?

(or are you just happy to see me)
that joke would work better if you were sucking my cock
my cock would also probably work better... BECAUSE I'M IMPOTENT REMEMBER

i am so glad that you genuinely love your sister so much
not out of some gayass obligation like how you're supposed to love your mom just because she let you spend more time in her vag than your dad got to
why are brown lines glowing out of your chest
is it because your tits are held up with God's marionette strings?
that's so awesome that you love that ginger spice image so much
i like it a lot too
but you're approaching andrew w.k. levels of positivity
god sam you rule
and that shirt is funnier than pretty much every shirt i've seen someone wear
GET IT
BECAUSE GLORIA ESTEFAN IS GOING DOWN ON YOU
or is it that your vag is named gloria estefan
except i know the truth which is that it's just a sweet shirt and don't overthink it
sam you are the best it's too bad you couldn't see afrirampo last night
if you're around you should see them in new york
fri July22th:NYC "tonic" manhatten NY www.tonicnyc.com
satJuly23th:brooklyn NY www.toddpnyc.com
trust me on this

[info]fetusfetus

July 22 2005, 06:11:00 UTC 6 years ago

Re: well maybe you should write yourself a little note because then you'll remember it more often an

-d maybe you'll visit more. i knew you before you were nailing kate, you know.

yeah that's a pickle. i felt like a big schmancy executive with a big fat cigar, all having my hand on the counter like it's my mahogany desktop and i'm about to fire someone. except when i cropped it out i just looked like i'm doing some sneaky digital camera self-portrait crap with fancy cropping to hide telltale signs of not knowing how to use the fucking timer function.

yo you wanna see hot (yes) look at this bruise!


yeah man i love that Ginger Spice for a lot of reasons. one is because i think it's accessible to people of varying levels of art interest, without being dumbed down or universal in a contrived way. another reason is because all the materials i used for that (including scissors, glue, and frame i used to hold it up while making it) were found in the garbage.

yeah the Gloria Estefan shirt went over great at work. i'm working on one right now that'll say "it's never not time for la bouche" in cut-and-sewn letters from old shirts and there'll be a picture of la bouche done in the same way as VIP (which is the title for Ginger Spice but i feel like a jerk when i call it that because it's less descriptive and more prerequisite level of knowledge in order to know what i'm talking about.)

i'm not gonna be around. but i'll keep my eyes open for them in a city near me

[info]fetusfetus

July 22 2005, 06:14:22 UTC 6 years ago

Re: well maybe you should write yourself a little note because then you'll remember it more often an

and thanks for saying encouraging, nice things. i appreciate it a lot.

[info]analkant

July 22 2005, 10:34:13 UTC 6 years ago

Re: thanks for being so hot

yeah i want to visit it would be hot
sorry i didn't hang out with you as much when i was "nailing" your roommate (like how i nailed jesus)
and actually that picture IS particularly gorgeous
if i were ten times cooler i would totally "nail" you
speaking of being my lover, nice double-negative shirt
and hey, this hanging out thing is a two way street
miss "you don't visit me anymore"
aka miss "i've never visited you"
:p
my annoyance at that is completely sarcastic btw
one reason i don't hang out with people very often is the only thing i can think of to do with them is make out
unless there's a specific show happening or something
but boston now allows anyone to perform on the street anywhere at any time as long as they aren't breaking any other laws like noise ordinances/trespassing
so we could do that sometimes
p.s. i had no time to check my friends page yesterday but i did anyway and then wrote you a hella-long comment in lieu of reading anyone else's
so, you know, if that isn't love what is
i'm going to work bye
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